Monday, June 29, 2009

This past weekend:
I had a big urge to shoplift a $23 ethernet cable from Staples.
I realized that I'm honest about picking up "sloppy seconds."
John n' Tiff joined the best drunken metaphysics convo.

1 comment:

  1. you know,
    Sloppy seconds is kinda yucky.
    And, it's demeaning to you.
    Maybe you were first choice, but you took too long to engage. Maybe the other person is psychologically, consciously/subconsciously REALLY the sloppy second ...


    definition of sloppy seconds:
    "The implied scenario is that after a period of intercourse, the first male ejaculates, depositing semen in the vagina, and then withdraws, followed almost immediately by a second male who inserts his penis into the vagina and engages in intercourse with the same woman."


    UHHHH gross!

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